Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Norris Knows

While perusing the Political Ticker today, four banded words in a title caught my eye:
"Chuck Norris for president." I don't think "shell-shocked" could even begin to accurately portray my reaction at that moment... especially because my stunned expression was followed by a few bouts of chuckles. Then, two more reassuring words in the title jumped out on the page: "of Texas." Ellipses can be pretty misleading, I tell you. I continued skimming the article for other oddities that may announce the holding of Paris Hilton as future Vice President. Anyways, I guess Chuck-(ey?) was just trying to acknowledge a not-so-probable detachment of Texas from the U.S. That's more like the Chuck I know... but don't really love.

5 comments:

  1. Let's hope Bobby Jindal (aka Kenneth the Page) doesn't run for president in 2012.

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  2. HAHAHHA. I HEARD THAT TOO!This is great, I know what you mean about the Ellipses!

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  3. Haha, I already told you I don't get politics...

    Who is Chuck Norris? I'm really curious, everyone is always mentioning him. =l

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  4. :D Cool! I'm glad to see not everyone thinks Chuck Norris is god.

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  5. dude
    chuck norris is awesome.
    dont hate.

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